Slippery When Wet!

Charles David Yellow Platform

Bright yellow warning signs!

Strike a pose bitches!  That’s right it’s me again.  The sexiest sexy shoe blogger ever to post a pic of her very own collection of super sexy shoes.  What have I been up to you ask?  Well of course I have been out on the town in my uber-sexy shoes making all of the pitiful boys drool.  Drool so much that bars are forced to put up those little yellow signs that say “Slippery When Wet”.  I’m never quite sure if the sign refers to the drool covered floor or if it’s part of a user manual for you know who.  I mean really don’t all those silly men know that they should save up that saliva and put it to much better use later?  (Tee hee look I just turned Boyz II Men!)

Anyway, sometimes I get lucky and the sign matches my sexy shoes like the yellow Charles David ones I’ve got on in the picture.  Maybe I’ll convince all the bars to get the signs in multiple colors so that they will always match my sexy shoes. 

Can you guess why I’ve got my feet in the air?  It just might have something to do with….

 

Kisses!

Jessica Simpson Heels in Chile

Doesn't red patent leather just scream sexy?

Went on a little trip a while back to Santiago, Chile and did a little summer skiing.  What a wonderful city!  And what a fabulous hotel the Ritz-Carlton there turned out to be.  All of the staff literally bent over backwards to make sure pretty little me had a great trip.  If you ever want to feel like an absolute Princess I highly recommend it.  Cinderella’s fairy godmother’s got nothing on the people working at the Ritz Santiago.  They waved their magic wands to satisfy my every whim more times than I can count.

The concierge at the Ritz was absolutely infallible in his recommendations for restaurants in the city.  One of my favs was a smashingly fun place with super Chilean cuisine called Liguria.  It seems I should have checked my favourite travel site, World’s Best Bars, before I left.  I will hold a place in my heart for the concierge forever just for that one recommendation alone.

Something else about the Santiago Ritz is that it has the most amazing roof top hot tub/pool/bar .  Check out this review on another WordPress.com blog.  The first night I was there I put on my bikini with these super-sexy red patent leather Jessica Simpson heels, wrapped up in my Ritz-Carlton robe and headed up to check out the serious luxury of the hot tub.  I grabbed myself a glass of champagne at the bar located conveniently by the pool, traipsed through the red rose petals that a staff member so thoughtfully scattered to match my high heels and settled in for a good soak amongst the candle light.  When I got back to my room I was so sleepy I crawled into bed still wearing my shoes to have a nap…but not before I managed to snap this cute picture.

One more thing about Santiago that I have to tell you.  Every woman on the street was wearing a pair of sexy boots.  Sure it was winter there so boots were in season, but I’ve never seen so many women in one place wearing consistently stylish boots.  Wow would all you boot lovin’ men out there be in heaven!

Kisses

My Sexy Shoes

How hot are these?
How hot are these?

Here they are!  My gorgeous new shoes.  When I saw them on display at Nordstrom’s I just couldn’t resist.  I don’t have any plans for tonight so I made up an excuse to put them on and wear them around the house.  Wearing these sexy heels is such a turn on for me.  I can’t help thinking of all the drunk, horny men who will stop and stare the first time I wear them out to some hot club.  They won’t be able to take their eyes off of me.  Thinking about it makes me wet.  I absolutely love the attention.

 

The only excuse I could think of today to wear my crazy sexy new shoes around the house was to start a blog about what else…my shoes.  I adore sexy shoes.  Can’t get enough of them.  There is never a time when I don’t want more.  Every time I’m not wearing them I can’t help thinking about how much hotter I would look with them on.

 

So then I started playing with my camera because I can’t very well have a blog about the sexy shoes I wear if I don’t take some pictures of them on me.  Hard to get a pic that really expresses how I feel when I’m wearing these perfect new heels.  But I think I managed to get just the right shot to start my blog.  The funny thing I notice now that I look at it is that I seem to have matched my shoes to my furniture.  This may be taking the need for stylish home décor a little too far.  Perhaps the wood soles on my shoes don’t need to match my coffee table.  But on the other hand…is it so wrong?

 

Kisses.

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