The Stern Librarian

The stern librarian look was something I hadn’t expected to achieve.  I just threw together an outfit around these silver Steve Madden’s I don’t wear nearly enough, and I ran out the door.  The skirt looked cute with the shoes.  That’s as far as I got in my deliberations before I ran out of time.

It was only once I arrived at the trendy local gastropubwhere I was having dinner that the overall impact of my choice of outfit was having on the men around me.  Suddenly I couldn’t interact with a single man in the place without being referred to as “ma’am”.  And a shocking number of men kept their eyes downcast while speaking to me as if they were ashamed of something they had done.  I mean I know that if I bumped into one of the fans of my little blog here, their eyes would have trouble resisting the urge to stray towards my feet.  Stealing surreptitious glances of whatever pair of terrifically sexy shoes I had wrapped around my elegant feet.  But this was ridiculous – every single one of them looked as if they were waiting to be punished for naughtiness that I couldn’t begin to imagine.

It made me uncomfortable at first, but in the end I decided to take advantage of my advantage.  I got the seat at the bar I coveted, didn’t need to buy a drink all night and insisted upon being entertained by all who sat near me.  At the end of the night I realized that I didn’t even need to walk all the way back to my car.  I sent one of my many contrite ”student” admirers to get it for me and while I waited I had another take this picture for all of you to enjoy.  Lucky you!

Now you behave…Kisses